This has nothing to do with anything, but I just started Oblivion again after 4 years and the horse armor message innocently popped up. I couldn’t help but reflect on the gravity of it and how it caused millions of gamers to cry out in terror and then suddenly be silenced.

@graduates: Congrats! Welcome to the workforce and crushing student loan debt! Let’s have fun and prepare to support old people, corrupt malfunctioning government, rich society, and greedy corporations!

@zegolf: unfortunately