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  • bowlisimo 3:17 pm on November 1, 2011 Permalink
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    @angryjedi Think I might’ve figured out my voice chat problem (or it could be totally unrelated). Had a problem with the 7.1 headset’s program not utilizing the back speakers. The damn surround on this thing is so finicky, but nice if you can get it to work. Upside: Couldn’t hear dudes screaming “oscar mike” into my head holes during the BF3 campaign. Downside: Necromorphs turn into silent backstabbing ninjas in Dead Space 2.

    Up for more Dungeon Defending whenever this week.

  • bowlisimo 9:58 pm on August 29, 2011 Permalink
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    Speaking of which, who’s the asshole that designed those mines? “Well, if anyone walks by them kinda slow, but not really, they won’t go off.”

    He’s probably the same guy who constructed those worthless security cameras:

    “All right, Jones, how are those new camera designs coming along?”

    “Here it is, I think we nailed this one, sir.”
    *He drops this giant, elongated, white-ass, 1980’s looking camera on the table*

    “Is this a joke? It’s 2027, why isn’t this the size of like, a molecule? Does it see everything, at least?”

    “Nope, it moves real slow actually, and it can only see in like a 45 degree slice straight in front of it”

    “Well wait, what if someone moves under it?”

    “Dude, whatever. They’ll never try and move UNDER it, it shoots a green light out so you know where it’s looking at all times.”

    “So…you know people can cloak now, right? What about infrared detection, carbon dioxide, water vapor, ANYTHING?”


    “Is this why Mines Co. fired you?”

    *The CEO of Security Cams Inc. walks in*

    “Jones, is this the new design? By god, son, I love it! I want this in production right away!”

  • bowlisimo 2:27 am on August 24, 2011 Permalink
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    Piracy? DRM? Whatever. I’m pretty sure THIS is the real reason why companies hate developing PC games.

    Mine crashes before the first logo finishes animating. Yay PC gaming.

  • bowlisimo 9:25 pm on December 24, 2010 Permalink
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    @Feenwager I saw the Giantbomb quicklook for that game. Looks to me like Telltale gets Back to the Future. I’m really impressed by the guy who voices Marty, “Doc, are you telling me you bult a time machine…out of a DeLorean?!“.

    @beige I hear you man. There’s a reason why detractors were calling 4e a WoW clone. They were right in the sense that you could easily map a 4e character’s powers to buttons on a UI with cooldowns. It really doesn’t take much of a leap. Also, I’ll stop calling you crazy, until you beat the Demon’s Souls sequel anyway.

    @cptcarnage lol, screw that. There’s a line I won’t cross and those achievements embody it. I can barely get past any level without messing it up on the first try. My method was brute force. Regardless, the world still awaits the chosen one who can complete Cotton Alley without dying.

    I love Assassin’s Creed 2 so far (thanks again, Mark/Lynette!) and I absolutely adore the Ezio Family theme, I just wish I didn’t have to replay the beginning 3 times because Ubisoft’s shitty online solution constantly screws up the autosaves.

    Anyway, Merry Christmas guys.

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