Hello! Do you have friends, relatives and/or loved ones who own iOS devices and who are in relatively close physical proximity to you and each another? Do you like the idea of bellowing “FLUSH THE MEGACONDENSERS! SET THE SHIFTSANITIZER TO 1! PRESS THAT BUTTON THAT LOOKS LIKE A BABY! ASTEROOOOOIIIIID!” at one another while frantically pressing buttons to do all those things? Do you wish that you were the little people running around frantically trying to avoid death in FTL rather than the all-seeing eye in the sky watching them from above?

Then Spaceteam, a new free iOS game, is for you.

Seriously, this shit is amazing. It’s the perfect party game for modern smartphone-wielding geeks. Check it out. I wish I was near the rest of you so we could play this together.