I wonder if this curious decision was influenced by Nintendo’s idea that the gaming console space is a molestation ring’s hardware of choice for grooming, and that little Billy’s Christmas present for his bedroom is nothing more than an unmonitored time bomb.

It can’t be for cost cutting measures, surely. The PS2 Slim took that gargantuan PS2 network modem and included it into a scaffold no greater than two stacked DVD boxes.

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