Anyone care to put a finger on the acerbic press reception the Wii U is getting? I mean, as a Vita owner, living in so-called commercial palliative care – less than a year after it launched in the West – is something you’ve got to endure from the peanuts…but on launch?

Wince-inducing call of the day on the OS and specs goes to: “…six month too early software on hardware six years too late.” Good heavens.